1.
Woe to us the town lord said
That the hobgoblin warlord causes us such a strain
To tribe after tribe he inflicted much dread
But after a time he held the reign
You must stop him the town lord prayed
And we shall reward you richly for your toils
So our companions were easily swayed
For who could disagree to murder and spoils
On way to the quest we encountered a beast
Who looked like a bull but walked on two legs
And his member was showing and for some reason greased
The fighting was hard but we are not your usual dregs
Down went the bull and our wizard said his member a great talisman will make
We don’t mind said the party and there was a feast on steak
2.
Now the camp we did see
And in the middle a cavern
This demanded a killing spree
Follow by some tea at the tavern
We entered and saw some guards
I’ll take them out yelled our cleric
But as he cross the yards
A beast from below? Most hysteric
The beast ripped our cleric limb from limb
But not before covering Morrigan in his vomit
With our chances of survival slim
We slew the beast and tought of a new lifestyle
In the forest we got our reinforcement
A roguish character seeking to escape the law enforcement
3.
Well on our way we encountered some iron snakes
But they were no real problem despite their hard shell
We knocked them down and considered our aches
Tough we were tired we felt rather well
A dastardly trap narrowly passed
Detected by our rougish new friend
And our friendly wizard checked if it was held fast
What is this another beast? We really did not want to offend
Some fighting later and the beast was slain
But at his feet lay the paladin dead
Would his sacrifice in vain
That night we got another friend, but is she really right in the head
To join our companions though rather jolly
Could really be nothing but folly
4.
Lastly but not least we finally found some of our prey
And the battle commenced with great honour
After the attacking began we started that this was not our day
If we could not close the distance each of us would soon be a goner
Arrows rained but our inquisitor drew nearer
She need to be stronger to face this opponent
Tought our wizard who’s toughts were much clearer
But where did I put that magical component
Ah here it is and larger she grew
But the foe thought this was the time
To push the wizard of edge so he flew
Soon the be followed by the witch what a crime
But the foes were slain and the day was saved
By the rest of the party who were so well behaved.